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March 11, 2009 @ 12:07:00 AM

a new chapter in life
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computers and I are enemies. mutual hatred.  my PC and I could never get along, ever since the acer person set him up. 

and at a time like this, I got reminded of an email I received - " Similarities between women and computers"  

So here are some points from the email. 

  1.  A woman is like a computer in that she costs more than you thought it would. 
  2. if you are inactive with them for more than fifteen minutes, they go off.  
  3. Just like women, so too for computers: every year a new model is released that is younger, more advanced and gives a lot more. 
  4. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  5. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval
well, how could I stop with just women? I had to look for similarities between men and computers 
  1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on
  2. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem have a lot of data but are still clueless
  3. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model
  4. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.


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